Everyday People
This list is dedicated to the thankless members of society who get up everyday and do what they can to help ensure my life remains a living hell. Those dedicated in their persistence to maintain their high standard of making things a lot harder than they should be. In short, these are the just plain folks who just plain piss me off.

1. Stupid People
Let me clarify something first. Thereís a difference between a person who isnít very smart and someone whoís just plain stupid. If a not very smart person doesnít understand something, they will usually acknowledge the fact or just let it drop. If a stupid person doesnít understand something they will still spend an hour-and-a-half trying to tell you that they do. Or if a stupid person is not able to grasp reality, they will try to inflict those around them with a misguided interpretation of reality based on their own stupidity

2. People who talk loud in movie theaters during the movie
Hereís a clue for all you morons. If you ainít sitting your sorry ass on your own furniture or using your own toilet during commercial breaks, you ainít at home! So shut up. You donít have to guess out loud whatís gonna happen next, because youíre probably wrong. You donít have to tell the person youíre with whatís gonna happen, because theyíll find out soon enough. And you certainly donít have to read the goddam subtitles to us, because if theyíre simple enough for you to figure out, weíve already read them. Do everybody a favor: Stay home and wait for the video.

3. People who get into the express lane with way too many items
This is an old gripe, but itís still relevant. It defeats the whole purpose of having an express lane if people with an over flowing cart use it. Those that do this are either too stupid to comprehend the whole concept and therefore move up to the #1 spot on this list, or they think theyíre above the system and donít give a damn. In either case, they need to be slapped around until they know better.

4. Check out clerks who let people use the express lane when they have way too many items
It wouldnít even be an issue if these people were doing their jobs. Oh, I guess itís easier to just turn the other cheek. Thatís what we thought right before the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

5. People who drive lickety-split through parking lots & ignore the lines
This is self explanatory, I guess. Then again, I thought all those lines painted in the parking lots were self explanatory.

6. Chevy Chase
I canít be 100% sure, but I think he was the guy who cut me off at an intersection the other day and caused me to drive over the curb.

7. People who talk during concerts and make numerous trips to the concession stand and bathroom
This would be higher on the list, but Iíve given up on going to rock concerts thanks to high ticket prices and yahoos who take it upon themselves to make sure everybody in their section doesnít get a chance to enjoy the show. Why pay all that money on tickets and then miss half the show because you canít control your urges for those tasty four dollar hot dogs and watered down five buck beers? If you want to get drunk and feed your face, stay home and listen to the album.

8. People who are in the drive-thru line a long time but still donít know what they want when itís their turn
Itís fast food. How hard can it be? And if you have to ask a bunch of questions, go inside. "Whatís on the Quarter Pounder?" Fish entrails. Please pull up and let the people with a clue place their orders.

9. Phone solicitors
Another one that should probably be higher on the list, but now that I let my machine get the phone I donít have to deal with these losers much anymore. And when I do make the fatal mistake of answering it myself, what part of "not interested" donít they understand?? Get a real job.

10. Whores
They donít care. They only do it for the money.