05/18/2001 Open up your eyes just to check that your asleep again. President Gas is President Gas again. |
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03/09/2001 it's a long way there. It's a long way to where I'm goin'... |
03/02/2001 Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism, Thisism, Thatism |
02/23//2001 Two against nature make them groan. Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown? |
02/16//2001 Suck, baby, suck, give me your head - before you start professing that you're knocking me dead |
02/09/2001 Welcome, my son. Welcome to the machine. |
02/02/2001 It's a sad sad situation - and it's getting more & more absurd. |
01/26/2001 He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich. |
01/19/2001 Les boys do cabaret. Les boys are glad to be gay. |
01/12/2001 Getting to know you. Getting to know all about you. |
01/05/2001 Nothing he's got he really needs - 21st Century Schizoid Man |
2000 |
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12/15/00 Well, good morning Judge - How are you today? |
12/08/00 I just had to let it go. |
12/01/00 Soon turned out had a heart of glass. |
11/17/00 Wait! Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman. |
11/10/00 Instant karma's gonna get you. |
11/03/00 The loudest mouth will hail the new found way to be king for a day. |
10/27/00 Come on down and make the stand. |
10/20/00 It's beyond me. Help me mommy. |
10/13/00 I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation |
10/06/2000 Fuzzy freaky funny family. |
09/29/2000 Another one bites the dust. |
09/22/2000 So ferry 'cross the Mersey, 'cause this land's the place I love. |
09/15/2000 Put me in Coach. I'm ready to play today |
09/08/2000 You're takin' me back. I remember it well. |
09/01/2000 It's hard to write a song with bitter fingers. |
08/25/2000 That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot he's a millionaire. |
08/18/2000R I'm a boy and I'm a man. |
08/11/2000R Spread your wings and fly away. |
08/04/2000Right. You're bloody well right. |
07/28/2000 I would do anything for love but I won't do that |
07/21/2000 Jealous. Jealous again. |
07/14/2000 But will you love me tomorrow? |
07/07/2000 Don't you ever listen? Don't you ever learn? |
06/30/2000 What you have seen you must believe - if you can. |
06/23/2000 Get started, start a fire. |
06/16/2000 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die |
06/09/2000 Pay no mind to what they say - doesn't matter anyway. |
06/02/2000 Cast away on a desert island. Me & poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate. |
05/26/2000 You made me believe in magic. |
05/19/2000 The Pope smokes dope, he's a groovy head. |
05/12/2000 |
05/05/2000 Take your big, black cow and get out of here. |
04/28/2000 Keep on working, keep on working. |
04/21/2000 Rape me. Rape me, my friend. |
04/14/2000 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Unbelievable. |
04/07/2000 They're gonna put me in the movies. They're gonna make a big star out of me. |
03/31/2000 Same old story, same old song & dance - my friend. |
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03/24/2000 You're motoring. What's your price for flight? |
03/17/2000 Dear God, sorry to disturb you but I feel that I should be heard loud & clear. |
03/10/2000
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
03/03/2000 I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long long time. |
02/18/2000 My parents think I'm crazy and they hate the things I do. |
02/11/2000 Don't you know that it's different for girls. |
02/04/2000 Lies lies lies, yeah. |
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01/28/2000 This is a public service announcement. With guitar. |
01/21/2000 I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down. |
01/14/2000
Last night, I turned out the light, lay down and thought about you. I thought about the way that it could be. |
01/07/2000 I'm alive - and the world shines for me today. |
1999 |
12/17/99 It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine. |
12/10/99 If you think I've loved you all I can, I'm gonna love you a little bit more. |
12/3/99 If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you'll understand. |
11/19/99 Me, I like to sit at home, get high and watch TV. |
11/12/99 I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? |
11/5/99 Please allow me to introduce myself. |
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10/29/99 And I'm free - free fallin' |
10/22/99 It seems the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away. |
10/15/99 I'm bugged. You all look like insects in your brand new sun specs. |
10/8/99 Give me some of that yum-yum, before I sleep tonight. |
10/1/99 Who can it be now? |
MTV Three words: Chris Fucking Rock |
SNL25 LEE SNL 25 |
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9/24/99 Don't know much about history. |
9/17/99 It's a thousand pages, give or take a few. I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style. |
9/9/99
I'm looking through you, where
did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did
I know?
You don't look different, but
you have change
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9/3/99 The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. |
8/26/99 I got a girlfriend that's better than that |
8/19/99
Kill kill kill
kill kill the poor.
Kill kill kill
kill kill the poor.
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8/12/99 You're so vain. |