The LEEchives: 
A Complete Guide To All The Lee You Need

05/18/2001
Open up your eyes just to check that your asleep again.  President Gas is President Gas again.
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03/09/2001
it's a long way there.  It's a long way to where I'm goin'...
03/02/2001
Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism, Thisism, Thatism
02/23//2001
Two against nature make them groan. Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown?
02/16//2001
Suck, baby, suck, give me your head - before you start professing that you're knocking me dead
02/09/2001
Welcome, my son.  Welcome to the machine.
02/02/2001
It's a sad sad situation - and it's getting more & more absurd.
01/26/2001
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
01/19/2001
Les boys do cabaret.  Les boys are glad to be gay.
01/12/2001
Getting to know you.  Getting to know all about you.
01/05/2001
Nothing he's got he really needs - 21st Century Schizoid Man

2000

 
12/15/00
Well, good morning Judge - How are you today?
12/08/00
I just had to let it go.
12/01/00
Soon turned out had a heart of glass.
11/17/00
Wait!  Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.
11/10/00
Instant karma's gonna get you.
11/03/00
The loudest mouth will hail the new found way to be king for a day.
10/27/00
Come on down and make the stand.
10/20/00
It's beyond me.  Help me mommy.
10/13/00
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
10/06/2000
Fuzzy freaky funny family.
09/29/2000
Another one bites the dust. 
09/22/2000
So ferry 'cross the Mersey, 'cause this land's the place I love.
09/15/2000
Put me in Coach.  I'm ready to play today
09/08/2000
You're takin' me back.  I remember it well.
09/01/2000
It's hard to write a song with bitter fingers.
08/25/2000
That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot he's a millionaire.
08/18/2000R
I'm a boy and I'm a man.
08/11/2000R
Spread your wings and fly away.
08/04/2000Right.  You're bloody well right. 07/28/2000
I would do anything for love but I won't do that
07/21/2000
Jealous.  Jealous again.
07/14/2000
But will you love me tomorrow?
07/07/2000
Don't you ever listen?  Don't you ever learn?
06/30/2000
What you have seen you must believe - if you can.
06/23/2000
Get started, start a fire.
06/16/2000
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
06/09/2000
Pay no mind to what they say - doesn't matter anyway.
06/02/2000
Cast away on a desert island.  Me & poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate.
05/26/2000
You made me believe in magic.
05/19/2000
The Pope smokes dope, he's a groovy head.

05/12/2000
Am I black enough for you?

05/05/2000
Take your big, black cow and get out of here.
04/28/2000
Keep on working,  keep on working.
04/21/2000
Rape me.  Rape me, my friend.
04/14/2000
Wow.  Wow.  Wow.  Wow.  Wow.  Unbelievable.
04/07/2000
They're gonna put me in the movies.  They're gonna make a big star out of me.
      03/31/2000
Same old story, same old song & dance - my friend.
03/24/2000
You're motoring.  What's your price for flight?
03/17/2000
Dear God, sorry to disturb you but I feel that I should be heard loud & clear.
03/10/2000
I
guess I just wasn't made for these times.
03/03/2000
I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long long time.
02/18/2000
My parents think I'm crazy and they hate the things I do.
02/11/2000
Don't you know that it's different for girls.
02/04/2000
Lies lies lies, yeah.
01/28/2000
This is a public service announcement.  With guitar.
01/21/2000
I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down.
01/14/2000
Last night, I turned out the light, lay down and thought about you.  I thought about the way that it could be.
01/07/2000
I'm alive - and the world shines for me today.

1999

12/17/99
It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine.
12/10/99
If you think I've loved you all I can, I'm gonna love you a little bit more.
12/3/99
If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you'll understand.
11/19/99
Me, I like to sit at home, get high and watch TV.
11/12/99
I'm a loser, baby.  So why don't you kill me?
11/5/99
Please allow me to introduce myself.
10/29/99
And I'm free - free fallin'
10/22/99
It seems the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away.
10/15/99
I'm bugged.  You all look like insects in your brand new sun specs.
10/8/99
Give me some of that yum-yum, before I sleep tonight.
10/1/99
Who can it be now?
MTV
Three words:  Chris Fucking Rock
SNL25
LEE SNL 25
9/24/99
Don't know much about history.
9/17/99
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style.
9/9/99
I'm looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You don't look different, but you have change
9/3/99
The roof.  The roof.  The roof is on fire.
8/26/99
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
8/19/99
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor.
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor.
8/12/99
You're so vain.
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