Elvis Costelloís Top 10 Pickup Lines

"I donít want to be your lover, I just want to be your victim" - The Beat

"You canít show me any kind of hell that I donít know already" - Hand in  Hand

"Everybodyís on the make. Itís not your heart I want to break." - B Movie

"I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, but you know itís the way that you walk." - Miracle Man

"Youíll never be the guilty party, girl. Maybe someday we can go hiding from this world." - Party Girl


"All I want is one night of glory. I donít even know your second name." - Different Finger

"You do something very special to Mr. Average." - Little Savage

"I could swear, I could promise that Iíd always be true to you, but we may not live to be that old."- Man Called Uncle

"You wouldn't even like me if you'd never had a drink." - Big Tears

"Have you ever been had in Clubland?"  - Clubland