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LEEMail
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
Just a few hours until Survivor II: The Australian
Outback. I can't wait. Now, I hope
those of you who resisted last time will give this one a shot.
The first season was truly some of the best television EVER.
Get over yourselves and indulge. Christ, it's only
television. Live a little. Anyway, they sure
casted pretty this time. That's key - if I see
someone get dragged into a swamp by a crocodile, I want 'em to
look good gettin' it done to 'em. Of course, NBC has
decided to add 10 minutes to Friends
to combat their new Thursday competition. Why not just
expand to an hour? Who came up with that retarded 40
minute episode idea? Wait, it gets better - they're going
to fill the extra 20 minutes in the hour with new SNL
skits. Gee, 20 minutes of a show that's only funny in the
first place because you're half asleep, on when you could be
watching something entertaining. I wonder if Will
Ferrell will do George W every week? Seriously,
any takers? Now, if they had Will Ferrell attacked
and maimed by crocodiles for 20 minutes, I'd watch that.
Of course, I'd have to watch it on tape. After Survivor.
I was watching the bullshit MTV 20 Greatest Moments thing and
realized that the person I truly hated most in the 1990's was
Ms. Courtney Love. There was a lengthy reel of her being a
complete jackass, and it truly made me wonder why anyone would
give her the time of day. After a clip of her
comments about "not wanting to go all Alanis and have Glen
Ballard write all of her stuff for her" (guess Ms. Love forgot
the names Kurt and Billy), the most humiliating thing I've ever
seen in my life was her interruption of a Madonna interview from
1995. She started by throwing make-up and compacts up at
Madonna and Kurt Loder, then got up there and staggered,
slurred & swayed until she eventually fell off her
chair. She accused Ms. Ciccone of being a sell-out and the
media of being manipulative. Years later, this
hypocritical cunt (oops, sorry c-word haters, forgot how to
erase on this newfangled typewriter I got) proceeds to call
herself an actress (oooh, playing a junkie - what a stretch!)
and wear Versace gowns. The records suck, her acting
sucks, she sucks and she really needs to go die.
Speaking of Billy Corgan - STOP THE PRESSES: LEE likes a
Smashing Pumpkins song! That new thing on the radio,
"Untitled" I believe, is a great tune. Now,
I also loved the track from Singles, so I guess that
makes 2. Oh, and "Cherub Rock". That's 3.
Speaking of people I hate - while I realize that Johnnie Cochran
has no soul and is truly the devil, I was wondering why Gloria
Allred is allowed to practice law. She needs to get in
line behind Courtney.
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©: Don Ralke, 80.
Songwriter who wrote such notable tunes as "Kookie, Lend Me
Your Comb", "Happy Days", "Making Our Dreams
Come True" and the music for "Snoopy Come Home".
January 26.
Variations On A Theme This Week©: So 'ol W., the
Bi-partisan Machine, spent his first day in office running
screaming to the right. Yeah, we may be one nation under
God, but maybe W. & Pat Robertson need to read
that thing about Separation of Church & State. If they
can read.
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©: "Moral
Majority" - Dead Kennedys
Worst Movie Of All Time This Week©: Requiem
For A Dream. Jesus, what an overbearing,
laughable piece of shit that is. "Ooh, my fridge is
trying to get me!" Give me a break. Burstyn: an
Academy Award nominated performance? Maybe a Golden Globe nod
for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy. I
haven't seen anyone chew that much scenery since Young
Einstein. Talk about being full of sound
& fury and signifying nothing. Yeah - diet pills
are the same as heroin. Gives "Cold Turkey"
a whole new meaning. Stay far away.
Has anyone else seen that ad for the Florida Keys with the
"Breathe" rip-off in the background?
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
01/26/34 Huey "Piano" Smith
01/26/57 Eddie Van Halen
01/27/18 Elmore James
01/27/30 Bobby "Blue" Bland
01/30/47 Steve Marriott
01/30/69 The Beatles rooftop concert
01/31/51 Harry Wayne Casey
01/31/56 John Lydon
02/01/37 Don Everly
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: There
Are But Four Small Faces - Small Faces
Question Of The Week©: Who is your most hated celebrity
of the 1990's?
©2001 Lee M. Lodyga
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