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It's beyond me. Help me mommy.
Another debate, another shining beacon of retardation.
Bush is for "consequences". Whether
that's consequences for skating through private
schools & skidding through drunk-driving
convictions, mis-managing businesses into
the ground or just pain being a retard - I'm not quite
sure. "Affirmative Access"? Say
that slowly and it sounds strangely like "I'm A
Retarded Jackass". Actually, if you
really need a reason, you should hate him for
keeping the debates to 2 candidates and saddling us
with Jim Lehrer three times. I guess I
really can't understand how any of you who bought a
house, got a $2000 per child tax credit or made money
in the stock market these last eight years could
even think of voting for Bush. You say that
Clinton was handed a recovering economy? If he's
such a moron, why didn't he screw it up in 8
years? I'll laugh when all of you Clinton haters
see the history books when we're old. Reagan
will be lambasted, Bush (George H.) will be laughed at
and 1992-2000 will be looked upon as eight of our
country's greatest years. Fuck you, you idiot
Republicans. You can stick behind your
ringleaders - like Newt (remember him?). I'll
take Bill. And fuck any of you who dare to
question his character. Okay, he lied under oath
ABOUT A BLOW JOB! ABOUT A QUESTION HE SHOULD
HAVE NEVER BEEN ASKED! Your fucking people
(see Gingrich: adulterer and his proposed
replacement who was another adulterer, Helms the
Nazi and countless others) are nothing but cry-baby
hypocrites who can all blow me. And I
guarantee you they'd lie about it under oath, too.
Vote for Gore. Or you'll be really goddamn
sorry. Hell, not just you - all of us.
I can't believe how many of you hate The
Sound Of Music. Man, I love that
movie. And it ain't just the curtain clothes,
either. Yeah the Liezel and Rolf number
sucks. Especially her ear splitting "Weeeeeeeeee!"
at the end. And, I could probably do without the
"Gee, these kids are the greatest puppeteers,
ever!" - "Yeah, but dig that yodeling"
sequence. But, you gotta love the nuns taking
parts out of the car and that fat woman who wins
second prize at the contest. And the fact that
Julie Andrews is HOT in that picture. Man, if I
had a governess like that, things would be a whole lot
different... Anyway, I too, used to mock it, and
then I gave it 3 hours of my time. Maybe it
was the timing, or the damage years of alcohol abuse
have had on my brain, but I can't get enough of those
nutty Austrians. Climb every mountain? I'm
suiting up to tackle 'em both, Maria! I'm gonna
solve your problem...
Billy Elliott sure seems
like a movie I'll hate, but God bless 'em for using
"Town Called Malice" in the ads.
Favorite Album Of All Time This Weekİ: Wild
Wood - Paul Weller. The 2 disc
version, natch.
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Weekİ:
10/20/36 Eddie Harris
10/20/53 Tom Petty
10/21/40 Manfred Mann
10/21/42 Steve Cropper
10/21/43 Ron Elliott
10/22/42 Annette Funicello
10/22/42 Bobby Fuller
10/22/52 Greg Hawkes
10/24/30 J.P. Richardson
10/24/36 Bill Wyman
10/25/45 Keith Hopwood
Favorite Song Of All Time This Weekİ "I
Fought The Law" - The Clash. What a kick in
the ass version that is. One of the best
covers, ever.
On the drive home today I heard
"Semi-Charmed Life" from Third Eye Blind.
While I still find that to be a great single, I
began to think how much better it will sound in 2008
when I'm driving around in my electric car and radio
is doing "Totally 90's" weekends. Then
I thought about how incredible "Ex
Girlfriend" will sound while I'm flying into work
in 2015, I land at the office and my car folds up
into a briefcase.
Did you all get Kid A?
And, to ruin the Christmas season for all, two of the
Worst Bands Of All Time All The Timeİ have new
records (coming) out: Offspring and Limp Bizkit.
Where to start... Well, the asshole Offspring
have recorded another stupid song that sounds just
like every other song they've ever done.
(Christ, KC & The Sunshine Band were the Beatles
compared to these guys). Just so their idiot
fans would know it was them, they've ripped off the
Latino-ness from their last embarrassment,
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
(Remember that yukfest? My side still fucking
aches from it) The goddamn, off key yelling
from their "vocalist" is truly annoying, and
when will their retarded fans realize IT'S THE SAME
GODDAMN RIFF? EVERY TIME! Music for
fucking morons. I bet deaf people can
"hear" how bad they are if they lay their
hands on a speaker. And then there's Limp Bizkit.
Interscope is estimating that they'll move 1.4 million
copies of Chocolate Starfish & The Hot
Dog Flavored Water in its first week.
(Funny title, eh? Wonder if the guys from the
Offspring thought of it...) This band is a
classic example of "you ain't heard anything,
yet." Of course, what you have heard is
shit, and what you haven't yet is more like diarrhea.
Interscope must love sheep - people who buys records
on that label must be them.
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Weekİ:
Hoyt Axton, 61. Singer/Actor. October 26.
Question Of The Weekİ: When you hear it on the
radio in 10 years, which song will really take you
back and make you smile?
İ2000 Lee M. Lodyga
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