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Fuzzy freaky funny family.
I love how George W. wants us to focus on character.
He's absolutely right. What we need is a drunk
driving, coke snorting, rich-bitch sheltered dyslexic fuck
in the White House. And I don't understand why he
doesn't want to rely on Hussein for oil. His father
obviously did - otherwise, he would have finished what was started
over there. My God, if you watched the debate (which
you should have), and you still want to vote for him - you
could be as retarded as he is. Although that may be
impossible. Please, if you really can't stand Gore,
at least vote for Nader.
The mascot
for Oregon State is a beaver. The Oregon State
Beavers. Question: Do the female sport teams
use the same mascot?
Speaking of beavers, I didn't
realize that Buffy premiered last week. So, I
tuned in to see episode two, and promptly tuned out 15
minutes later. My god, it's not The Fucking Facts
Of Life. Or is it? "Ooh, I'm gonna tell
mom you slayed in front of me." Oh yeah, I'm
gonna tell Mom you ruined the last good show on
television. That horribly choreographed breakfast
sequence was enough. Come on - this little sister
thing just can't work. And the fact that they're
not explaining where the hell she came from doesn't bode
well for the health of the series. Good night,
Buffy. Oh well, I have a new night during the week
to can catch up on all of those DVDs I bought.
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©:
"Tuesday's Dead" - Cat Stevens
I'll tell you what's good.
Great, in fact. Coldplay - Parachutes [Parlophone,
soon to be released domestically through Nettwerk]
One of the year's best? You goddamn bet.
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This
Week©:
10/08/49 Hamish
Stuart
10/09/40 John
Lennon
10/09/44 John
Entwistle
10/10/24 Ed Wood,
Jr.
10/10/55 David Lee
Roth
10/11/28 Ennio
Morricone
10/11/48 Daryl
Hall
10/12/35 Sam Moore
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©:
Fair Warning - Van Halen.
Mark David Chapman's
parole was denied. Even though he said that
Lennon would have forgiven him. Wow, too bad the
only guy that would have had mercy on you is the one you
KILLED, jackass.
Speaking of John, 10/10/00
sees the reissue of Double Fantasy and
(quite possibly, the Greatest Album Of All Time) John
Lennon: Plastic Ono Band. Phenomenal
sound (a complete remix/remaster for P.O.B.), exquisite
packaging (John's handwritten lyrics for P.O.B. and a
cache of unseen photos in both) and bonus tracks to
boot. The tears come not only from the loss, but
from the beauty & passion John left. I'd like
to donate my old copies to Attica and see them jammed up
the ass of Mr. Chapman. No, really, I think John
would forgive me for it...
The Anger Management Tour:
featuring Limp Bizkit and Eminem with special guests
Papa Roach and Xzibit. Can you name another place
I'll be farther away from? Or that (if you don't
want to see me behind bars) you think I should be far
away from? Why do people like John Lennon get
killed, and people like Eminem & Fred Durst continue
to use my air?
The new Entertainment
Weekly has a cover about Gay Hollywood 2000. And
what are they celebrating? Unfunny, overrated TV
like Will & Grace, hacks like Ellen, Big Gay Al (the
least funny South Park character ever) and Richard from
Survivor. I'm sorry, I thought Rudy was the
entertaining one. The only thing that was
entertaining about Richard's sexuality was the fact that
everyone mocked it. There's even a six page spread
where they list everyone (they can think of) who is gay
& working in the Biz. Is it a laundry list or
a future "guess who's to blame" list? I
guess it's fun to think about all of the folks in the
Bible Belt who'll have to throw this issue out instead
of reading it, but what's the point? And what's
next? Lefties In The Limelight? Clymidia In
Cinema? Chicks With Dicks? (Wait, they just
did that one.) Gay, Straight, Who Cares?
When something hinges on a gimmick, does it have any
real value at all?
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago
This Week©:
Robert "Gorilla
Monsoon" Marella, 62. Professional wrestler
& WWF president. October 06.
Milt Jackson, 76.
Vibraphonist and member of the MJQ. October 09.
Question Of The Week©:
What happened to ruin a favorite TV series of yours?
(After you answer, visit www.jumptheshark.com
and compare...)
©2000 Lee M. Lodyga
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