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That
little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot
he's a millionaire.
Holy
shit. A look back to LEEmail of 06/01 contained this
interesting observation from the first show: I wish
they'd have voted Richard the fag off of the island/show instead
of Sonja the hag ... Weird, huh? Two hours of
brilliant television later, the Big Gay Naked Dick Hatch walked
away with a million bucks. Unbelievable. Well, not
really in the scope of things - he certainly played to win.
And did. But you've got to give kudos to Kelly. Five
challenges in a row; all necessary to stay in the game.
That's survival. How about Susan's bitter little production
number? That monologue could have either been from the 5th
act of a Shakespeare tragedy or the 2nd half-hour of All My
Children. I wonder how she felt when she saw the
episode where Richard told her it would be the two of them in the
final two, and then turned around and told Rudy the same thing.
Might want to rethink who was the rat there, Tina Tapioca.
But, what a speech it was. Uncalled for, certainly.
Embarrassing, definitely. Entertaining, you betcha.
Gervace redeemed himself with his assessment of Sue's tirade, and
Greg holds onto the title of Most Hated Castaway due to his smug
attitude and general jackass-ness. God, is he a dick.
Most of all, you've got to feel for Rudy, who got hosed by Dick in
the Tiki challenge - but, thanks to his military brainwashing,
kept his word till the end and voted for his homoseckshall
teammate. I would have liked to see Rudy walk away with it
all. He is certainly one of the most entertaining
personalities I've ever seen on television. Fire Dennis
Miller and put Rudy on Monday Night Football. "Hey
Rudy, who scored that touchdown?" "Ahhhh, I
dunno." What a great 13 weeks. For those of you
who didn't watch, started late or decided to boycott the show due
to its popularity, you'll have a chance to see it when CBS runs it
in a 13 night marathon opposite NBC's Olympic coverage. For
those of you who've resisted - try it, you might like it. In
a similar vein, there's this group called the Beatles, and they
made some really great records. You might want to check some
of their music out, too. But, then again, they are pretty
popular...
Favorite
Song Of All Time This Week©: "TV Is King" - The
Tubes.
Hopefully
they won't be re-running that horrible town-hall meeting hosted by
Bryant "CBS gave me a huge contract and I'm not delivering so
they're trying everything to get people to watch my lame ass so
they don't look too stupid" Gumbel. Jeez, and I thought
the Diane Sawyer/Michael & Lisa Marie interview was lame.
Hey Genius, Colleen said that there was another romance on
the island. Why didn't you follow up on that? Hey
Stupidass, two people (including the winner) have had problems
with the law as of late. How about bringing that up?
It was live! Shake it up, you turd. Man, even the
Survivors looked bored. More frightening than the site of
Bryant's giant head was The Late Show - direct from Dachau.
Man, Dave & Paul look like they've been in a
concentration camp for the last few years. And they're
not funny. Remember when Dave was funny? And I want to
see a cage match between that poof from Rosie O'Donnell's
show and Paul. A fight to the death. Followed by the
execution of the winner.
People are wondering why Anne Heche is walking around
disoriented. Maybe it's because her meal ticket finally
realized she liked cock and that she wasn't a
vag-atarian after all.
Anyone notice that the new Green Day single sounds like it could
be a They Might Be Giants song? And that the Papa Roach tune
"Last Resort" is a "Brain Stew" rip-off?
Just wondering.
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
08/25/49 Gene Simmons
08/25/54 Elvis Costello
08/26/46 Valerie Simpson
08/30/35 John Phillips
08/30/41 John McNally
08/31/45 Van Morrison
I was watching the H.R. Pufnstuf DVD [Rhino] the other day, and on
it there's an episode where Pufnstuf's movie star sister Shirley
comes to Living Island to make a movie. Witchiepoo wants to
be in the movie and puts on a disguise to get cast. The name
she uses while she's in the disguise -Lola Lollapalooza.
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: Nothing's
Shocking - Jane's Addiction
Question Of The Week©: What was the last revelation
you had while watching or listening to something from your
childhood/past?
©2000 Lee M. Lodyga
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