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Dear God, sorry to disturb you but I feel that I should be heard loud & clear.
 
God, The Devil & Bob.  Try ZZZ, The ZZZ & ZZZ.  And I thought Adam Sandler was the unfunniest thing on the planet.  What lazy, stupid and boring television.  A sort of My World & Welcome To It quality to the animation, but the show is crap.  And you folks in South Bend - I hope you picketed WNDU after they cut the broadcast.  WNDU.  The people who still employ Dick Addis are afraid of blasphemy?  What a bunch of stupid fucks.  Guess what?  Jesus fraternized with whores.  Dump that Sunday Mass show, too!  Run Small Wonder in its place - the masturbation episode, please.
 
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©:  (and answer to last week's QOTW©)  Their Satanic Majesty's Request - The Rolling Stones
 
Speaking of uptight religious assholes...  Proposition 220 passes in California.  Unbelievable.  People who want to be together can't.  Legally, at least.  "Well, it says homosexuality's wrong in the Bible, Lee. You know, that book about giants that are real, people who turn into salt and burning bushes not caused by venereal disease."  Why not let 2 people marry?  Hell, if anything, it's more work for those blood sucking divorce lawyers when it doesn't work.  Imagine THOSE settlements...  Oh well, so much for calling it "the left coast."
 
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©:  Antichrist Superstar - Marilyn Manson.  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers either!
 
Tried again to find the appeal in Freaks & Geeks.  I came to one conclusion, though - Attention Freaks & Geeks fans!  Don't miss the next episode of God, The Devil & Bob!  Sheer television genius rivaled only by Freaks & Geeks!  Hey, maybe WNDU shouldn't show F & G either.  Not because it's sacrilegious, but because it sucks.
 
Son Of The Beach.  Now THAT'S funny television.  No attempts at making you ponder your place in this sometimes funny, sometimes sad world we live in.  No attempts to give you a character that you can relate to or "live through".  SOTB gives that shit the big F You and just makes you laugh.  Hard.  This show succeeds where shows like The X Show and The Man Show fail.  SOTB may be crass, sexist and low ball - but it's clever.  And funny. 
 
Did you watch the Screen Actors Guild Awards?  I didn't, but I did see the "friend" Cannedham Mannheim Steamroller brought with her.  She must get paid quite well to afford to pay for ass like that by the hour. 
 
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©:
Eric Stanton, 72.  Artist made famous by his drawings of pinup icon Bettie Page.  March 17
David Strickland, 29.  Actor (Suddenly Susan).  March 23
 
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
03/17/44    John Sebastian
03/18/41    Wilson  Pickett
03/19/30    Ornette Coleman
03/20/23    Carl Reiner
03/20/47    Carl Palmer
03/21/43    Vivian Stanshall
03/22/22    William M. Gaines
03/22/43    Keith Relf
03/23/49    Ric Ocasek
 
LEE on DVD This Week©:  The Beach Boys Endless Harmony [Brother/Capitol]  Well, there's got to be one positive thing this week, right?  Well, here it is.  This DVD will give you the excitations, surfer girls & boys.  Now, the special (which originally aired on VH-1) wasn't that great.  Way too much of Mike Love, the cock, being - well, a cock.  But the footage and performances are fantastic, and the DVD has superb extras.  Bonus performances, including the "promotional films" (read as: videos) for tracks like "Sloop John B" and (one of my personal faves) "Friends".  Plus, there are 7 songs remixed in 5.1 Surround, including "Surf's Up", "Sail On Sailor", and "God Only Knows".  All of these audio tracks are backed with images from the era - including film & stills from the recording of Smile during "Surf's Up".  Hell, that's worth the price of admission right there.  The soundtrack's been repackaged to match the DVD keep case, too.  If you don't have that, get it.  Maybe God is good.
 
Question Of The Week©:  What is the one movie/performance/TV show, etc. you're waiting for anxiously on DVD?  For our analogue friends:  What is the one movie/performance/TV show, etc. that would make you go out and buy a player tomorrow if it were released on DVD?
 
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