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Garthbrooksaschrisgaines
News©: Well, I know you've all been waiting for it, and I'm
so sorry to say...there's nothing to say. As far as the product
goes (with many thanks to my pixie for setting me up), the photos
& the artwork are hilarious and pathetic. There's even a
photo of Chris in harlequin tights, with his Australian
Applesack in white - highlighted against a massive black threaded
thigh. The bio and history are sufficiently egomaniacal and
absurd. The web site, www.chrisgaines.com,
features links to fabricated fan-sites (including one from a 17 year
old girl who just can't stop talking about how cute he is). The
stage is set. It's a nice one. They had me. But,
when it all comes down to it, it's about the music - right?
And the record is nothing more than another boring Garth Brooks
record - with some "middle-aged rock" tunes thrown in for
good measure. There's still a hell of a lot of twang involved,
and the "r&b" we were promised sounds more like a
motel lounge band covering Michael McDonald era Doobie Brothers
tunes. Shame on Don Was for taking the assignment in the first
place. He obviously didn't even care enough about the project
to make the songs sound like they came from different records, let
alone years. Boring, boring, boring. Finally, a TV
special with Garth constantly referring to himself in the 3rd person
and singing the tunes as GARTH, not Chris Gaines, just adds to the
disappointment. The songs even sounded more
"country" on the special than they do on the record, and
it was nice to see so many SAG actors clapping along to songs they'd
never heard before. When all was said & done, it was just
a Garth Brooks country music special - complete with K-Mart ads
starring the Judds. There's no new audience to be found here.
Capitol knows it, Garth Brooks knows it. Chris Gaines is for
the millions of deaf people who've bought Garth's records over the
years. And why should anyone else really care about Chris
Gaines? There's enough shitty pop music out there now to waste
time on shitty "pop" music from the last 15 years.
Favorite Song Of
All Time This Week©: "Disappointed" - Public Image
Ltd.
BTW, the PiL 'Plastic
Box' is officially cut-out - so get 'em wherever you can.
LEE on TV This Week©:
Not really a new category, but I did watch a few shows this week
(other than GB...itloCG)
'It's Like, You Know'
- They left two words from the title, it should be 'It's Like, You
Know, Not Funny".
'Freaks & Geeks'
- If the show takes place in 1980, why would they be playing
"Come Sail Away" - a song from 1977 - at a school dance?
Sloppy. Actually might watch that one again, even though the
lead kid is lousy & annoying as hell.
'TV Guide's Truth
Behind The Sitcom Scandals' - Well, screw Maureen McCormick then (or
at least try to on the QE2) - and where the hell were Jeremy
Gelbwaks & Suzanne Crough. How about Planet DeWitt?
Three's Company...in her dress, obviously.
Happy Birthday To
Thee This Week From LEE©:
10/01/45
Donny Hathaway
10/01/48
Cub Koda
10/02/98
Groucho Marx (1898)
10/02/51
Gordon Sumner
10/03/38
Eddie Cochran
10/03/41
Chubby Checker
10/05/54
Bob Geldof
Speaking of lousy
records, There's a new Stink - er Sting record out called 'Brand New
Day' [A&M/Interscope] Should have called it 'Same Old
Crap'. Boy, is he over.
Favorite Album Of All
Time This Week©: 'Regatta De Blanc' - The Police
LEEnk Of The Week:
http://happykidspersonalized.com/jukebox.htm
because it made me laugh. And I spent entirely too long there.
HistoricalLEE
Speaking This Week©:
10/07/57
American Bandstand premieres on ABC-TV.
Question Of The Week©:
I can tell you, for a
fact, that I ran over to U.P. Mall after American Bandstand on 2
occasions I remember - to pick up the new records from Adam &
The Ants ('Kings Of The Wild Frontier') & the Fabulous Poodles
('Mirror Stars') after seeing them perform on said show. Did a
performance on American Bandstand ever drive you to make a purchase?
©1999 Lee M. Lodyga
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