![]() TVís Bad Ideas Spin-Offs I donít know what all the fuss is about over cloning. The television networks have been doing it for years! They remove a character from one popular series and then graft them onto another part of the schedule in a new show, hoping that show will grow into a hit TV series on its own. Sometimes the results are gratifying (The Jeffersons, Good Times) but more often than not, things donít go quite as planned and the network winds up with a hideous two-headed lamb on its hands, which has to be destroyed before it turns the whole lineup into a freak show. Here are some of the most noticeable experiments that didnít take and now reside in jars of formaldehyde on a high shelf in a room marked "TVíS Bad Ideas." JOANIE LOVES CHACHI Garry Marshall became the man with the golden touch at
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THE TORTELLIS ![]() How could something so stupid come from one of the smartest sitcoms on television? Even in small doses on Cheers, the characters of Nick and Lorretta Tortelli (played by Dan Hedaya and Mrs. Kasey Kasem) could grate on oneís nerves like fingernails on a chalkboard. Eventually those small doses got bigger and bigger and some programming Einstein decided it would be a great idea to base a show on these two cretins and their family of morons. And so Nick, who was Carlaís worthless ex-husband, and his bimbo wife Lorretta moved to Las Vegas and naturally Nickís teenage son and white trash bride came along because they were too dimwitted not to. The series only lasted four months (although each episode seemed like an eternity in hell) but at least it meant these yahoos spent less time at a certain favorite bar where everybody knew their names. THE ROPERS ![]() Another case of a steaming pile of monkey crap that was such a big hit the network took some of the feces and dropped it in another time slot. Stanley and Helen Roper (Norman Fell and Audra Lindley) were the neighbors and landlords of the happy bunch that lived upstairs on Threeís Company, a show that thrived in the Nielsen ratings when lame sex jokes and jiggle were all the rage on television. A large part of that showís humor derived from Mr. Roperís misconception that Jack Tripper (John Ritter) was gay. So when Mr. Roper sold his Santa Monica apartment building and moved to a condominium in a posh neighborhood, it meant he had to leave most of his best material behind. Thus this show had to get its yuks from the Ropers being totally out of their element and Mrs. Roperís hopeless attempts to get her husband to climb on top of her and make whoopee. In an effort to find the series an audience, ABC moved The Ropers from Tuesdays to Sunday to Saturday and then flushed it after a final switch to Thursdays, thus proving crap is crap no matter where you put it. More: TV's Bad Ideas - The Legends |