LeeMail- The MTV Rant

LEEMail-----MTV Awards addendum:

Three words: Chris Fucking Rock

Leave it to Kid Rock (and his midget) to figure out that the only way to get applause from humans is to bring talent up on stage with him. God bless Run DMC (everybody go play their copies of 'Raising Hell') and God bless 25 year old Aerosmith tunes.

I knew she would smoke out of her trake hole. But I never thought she'd SMOKE OUT OF IT!

Fuck Lauryn Hill and her talentless racist cunt. And I will STILL give a year's salary to any NARAS member that can pull her crap out of any group of rancid female R&B played to them. And would anyone on this list who owns her record please unsubscribe to my life.

And fuck Bowie for kissing her ass. But, MAN, he's a fox.

Screw Will Smith. And 2Pac & Notorious R.I.P.'s mothers were good mothers because?...

Great MTV ad with high school T-Rex listening freak. Maybe there are some brains left there.

Pamela Anderson Lee. Wow. The scars in her newly reduced breasts must be deeper than the grooves in her very smooth brain.

Backdoor Boys. The most records sold in an opening week (1.3 million). Taking bets now on whether the next one will sell over 400,000.

Another good MTV ad. Almost makes up for the shitty videos they celebrate.

Best Rock Video: Korn, Limp Bizkit, Lenny Kravitz, Kid Rock & Offspring. And the only black guy doesn't win.

Magnolia. Best movie of the year? And God bless Aimee Mann.

Man, is Ricky Martin over. Jeez. Wow. That song is nothing outside of the studio.

Thank God Madonna won. She was starting to look crabby.

Nine Inch Nails. Nine Inch Over. Hey Trent, just kill yourself. We're tired of it.

Wait a minute. Another cool MTV ad. The music's the Mats. Where was your support for Any Replacements record, let alone the fabulous 'Suicane Gratifaction'?

God love The Artist. And, even though the lip-synch was a drag, I dig that TLC tune.

And I ain't no scrub, either.

You fill me in on the last hour.