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Open up your eyes just to check that your asleep
again. President Gas is President Gas again.
Fucking W. See what you assholes did?
We've got Attorney General Jack Asscroft holding
daily bible study at the Capitol and gas at $9.00 a
gallon. And there's still 3 1/2 years to go...
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: Blowfly
For President - Blowfly
Okay, that Mrs. Beasley in The Matrix lookin' limey
on Weakest Link has got
to go. Jesus, where's a director when you need
one? She says "weakestlink" the
same goddamn way every goddamn time. Try
changing things up once in a while, Smurfette.
Man, anything to develop a new catch phrase.
The "goodbye" thing was old the second
time she said it. And her
"comedy" gets real stale after 10 minutes,
doesn't it? Sure, pick on everyone Sally Jesse
- you're real tough when the lighting cues are on
your side. Have you noticed now she's not
sharp enough to respond when one of the players take
a shot at her? Guess the writers can't feed
her anything through that earpiece quick enough.
The parallels to the set/lighting/music are way too
close to Millionaire, so I guess it's really just
another reason to hate Regis. All & all:
bad host, bad show, bad time for everybody.
The Weakest Link? I'd say it's Anne Robinson.
Speaking of comedy & the weakest link -
I'm shocked that people didn't flock to see Freddy
Got Fingered. That thing sure
came & went. But why was it such a flop?
Come on, he's the Eminem of comedy. If the
retarded/deaf/moronic/youradjectivehere critics and
record buyers who fawn over Mr. Mathers'
brilliance can't see the genius of sucking
on a cow's udder, I guess there's something afoot.
Honestly, what's the difference between those two?
Guy writes song about obsessed fan - guy writes
movie about pretending to have been molested.
Both socially relevant issues - both handled in
comparable ways. Is it because Eminem's black
- or, at least that he wants to be? Is it that
Tom Green's white trash and that went out with Kid
Rock? Maybe if Dr. Dre would have directed Freddy
Got Fingered, perceptions would be
different.
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©:
"Oliver's Army" - Elvis Costello
& The Attractions. Figure it out.
Speaking of E.C. - We're all gonna have to buy the
catalog again. (For me, Kojak
for the first time.) You know, I really
don't mind. I just got the XTC remasters from
Japan in groovy miniature LP sleeves complete with
all, and I mean ALL, of the original packaging
elements. They're beautiful and they sound
incredible. Yes, this will be the fourth time
I've bought Trust on CD,
and I doubt that the record will sound that
much better. (Truth be told, I think the Demon
CD of Trust has sounded
the best of all 3 out so far...) But folks,
it's Trust! So it's
15 more bucks. Get over it. Or don't -
but don't bitch. In my life, I've bought US
pressings, UK pressings, Half Speed Mastered
Pressings and 180 gram Virgin Vinyl Pressings of the
same goddamn record. Then I got the CD.
It's all relative, baby. Hey, the upcoming
Rhino reissues of the Ramones catalog will return
"Carbona, Not Glue" to Leave
Home. You gonna complain about
that?
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
05/18/34 Dwayne Hickman
05/19/45 Pete Townshend
05/19/52 Joey Ramone
05/20/40 Joe Cocker
05/24/41 Bob Dylan
05/24/66 Jim Boger
Question Of The Week 1©: Was Samantha Fox
ever hot or was it just that she showed her tits?
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©:
Eva Jagger, 87. Mick's mom. May 18.
Mark Hughes, 44. Founder of Herbalife.
May 21.
Barbara Cartland, 98. Romance novelist.
May 21.
Sir John Gielgud, 96. Actor. May 21.
Album Of The Year This Week©: Regeneration
- The Divine Comedy. Why no one in the US
is jumping to distribute this gem is beyond me.
This is a great one folks. Neil Hannon's
brilliant songwriting is fleshed out by a stellar
band and exceptional production by Nigel Godrich.
Acquire this one however you must. You will
not be disappointed.
Hypothetical Question Of The Week©: Is the
new R.E.M. album called Reveal
because Michael Stipe came out? If so,
shouldn't it have been called Duh?
Wingspan. Well, Paul's
got another hit record and I'm very happy about
that. Unfortunately, I'm a little perplexed
about the accompanying TV special. Was it a
history of Paul? Paul & Linda?
Wings? I mean, only a Macca geek would know
why the show ended where it did and why they played
"Coming Up" under the credits. I'm
sure most folks were left scratching their heads
saying, "And..." I mean, if it was
all about their undying love, what about the whole
Linda dying thing? Speaking of the
record, the TV special sure was a poor-ass
advertisement for it. Where were the goddamn
tunes? It should have been BAM! BAM! BAM! with
hits. It's a shame that "Mull Of
Kintyre" wasn't a smash over here. It
should have been. But it wasn't. (Anyone
else remember seeing the "video" premiere
on The Midnight Special?)
Word to ABC & Capitol/MPL: when preparing
projects like this, do an edit that makes sense for
AMERICAN AUDIENCES. We should have gotten
"Listen To What The Man Said" and
"Silly Love Songs" jammed down our
throats. Let the audience know how many
goddamn hits Wings had - they'll buy the record!
(Which if you haven't, you should. It's
fantastic.) Who really gives a fuck that Linda
used to wear two different socks. Sorry
Sir, a fashion plate and trend-setter Linda
wasn't. (All you Ono haters, remember this -
Yoko never had a mullet.) Now, don't get me
wrong. It wasn't all bad. There was some
great footage and aside from Joe English looking
just like Gene Simmons, it was great to watch.
Paul certainly did do what none of the other Beatles
did in that time - reestablish himself as a hit
maker outside of that identity. Now, whether
he's your favorite Beatle or not, you've got to give
him that. God Bless Mr. McCartney. And
do yourselves a favor and pull out your copies of Press
To Play. Man, that's a good one!
Question Of The Week 2©: What's the Best
Paul McCartney (Paul, Paul & Linda or Wings)
single?
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