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Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism,
Madism, Ragism, Tagism, Thisism, Thatism
Just a few observations about Grammy 2001:
Jon Stewart almost made me long for Rosie. Paul
Simon proved, while trying to do his best David Byrne,
that he hasn't made a good record since 1986.
Shelby Lynne's caterwaul with Sheryl Crow proved that
neither of them deserved a Best New Artist
Grammy, and Shelby's comment on how important it is to
"be an individual" makes me question why she
so heavily ripped off Dusty In
Memphis for her record. Macy
Gray confirmed that she not only sounds like the
bastard child of Donald Duck & Carol Channing, but
that she also sucks ass. The Moby/Jill
Scott/Blue Man Group clusterfuck showed that there's
absolutely nothing to Moby's music and that his songs
are truly crap. Christina Aguilera proved that
bad outfits transcend genres, as does out of control
howling. Why did the Best Native American
Recording winners thank Jesus? Isn't he the
White Man's "creator"? And Jesus is
the "greatest warrior"? Okay, next
year, them injuns need to end up in the "in
ceremonies held earlier" segment. EminElton?
Zzzzzzz. Period. Come on, people -
it's a lousy song. Ooh, the pains of being
a jackass on your records and having people think
that's who you really are. Give me a break.
Anyone who seriously thinks that should have been
nominated for, let alone won Album of the Year
obviously hasn't heard it. Sure Em, that funny
bit about ICP sucking each other's dicks is as good as
anything on - oh, side 2 of Abbey
Road, isn't it. Art? But an
F in front of it and you're closer. But, I
digress... There were a few high points.
U2 brought that elder statesman cool to the show,
and their performance was true rock & roll. Toni
Braxton is WAY hotter than J Lo and the Heineken
ads were better than any of the commercials at this
year's Super Bowl.
Question Of The Week 1©:
Now, it's obvious that Steely Dan got their awards in
respect of their catalog & past - much in the same
way Santana & Bonnie Raitt swept prior awards.
(Come on, do you really think Supernatural
was worthy of all of those accolades? Where were
the Grammys for Abraxas?
Or even fucking Inner Secrets?)
Everyone's so vocal this year and has something
so damn funny to say about how crappy Steely Dan is.
So, those of you who are so upset about Steely Dan
winning Album Of The Year - tell me why that's a more
embarrassing choice than these prior winners:
Celine Dion - Falling Into You
The Bodyguard soundtrack
Natalie Cole - Unforgettable... With Love
Quincy Jones - Back On The Block
Speaking of talentless people - Courtney Love is suing
Geffen/UMG because blahblahblah bad contract
blahblahblah 7 years blahblahblah repressive and
unfair working conditions blahblahblah. Hey
retard, if the guy who wrote everything on your
breakthrough album hadn't shot himself in the head you
wouldn't be in this trouble. I hope she presents
a photo of Geffen twisting her arm in order to get her
to sign that contract in court. What a stupid
bitch. Hole indeed!
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
02/02/42 Lou Reed
02/06/45 Hugh Grundy
02/07/43 Chris White
02/07/45 Arthur Lee
02/08/45 Micky Dolenz
Victory for Reality TV Haters: Temptation
Island. Okay, there was zero
payoff. It was fun to laugh at those people and
revel in their stupidity - but their stupidity in all
staying together ruined everything. And I mean
everything.
Victory for LEE: The Mole.
Kick ass television with a fantastic finish. You
know, this one was a lot of fun, and had me truly
surprised at the very end. Who needs real actors
when you've got real people like Kathryn who are
worlds more enjoyable and convincing than the majority
of overpaid idiots on the small screen. Of
course, the "clues" they gave as filler
Wednesday Night were pretty lame, but a damn good
Joe all around.
Victory for ALL smart enough to take advantage of it:
Survivor. Well,
there's obviously nothing I can say to sway any of you
boycotters, but - MAN - are you missing some great
television.
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©:
"Crocodile" - XTC
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©:
John Colicos, 71. Actor (Baltar on Battlestar
Galactica, Mikkos Cassadine on General
Hospital and the first actor to play a
Klingon on Star Trek). March 06.
Frank "Pee Wee" King, 86. Songwriter
("Tennessee Waltz"). March 07
So I keep seeing these Rogaine ads where the guys are
mad at their Dads because they're losing their hair.
Now, I only got a B in science, but I thought that the
baldness trait came from your mother.
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: Red
Sails in The Sunset - Midnight Oil
Uh, Neil Young is opening up for the Dave Matthews
Band? Uh, what? Come on, Neil - I'd almost
forgiven you for Looking Forward...
Question Of The Week 2©: So, nominees aside,
what should have won the Grammy for Album Of the Year?
©2001 Lee M. Lodyga
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