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Soon turned out had a heart of glass.
4 motherfucking heart attacks. Four.
Now remember, he's the one who will be running the
country if ol' Beady Eyes wins the never ending
recount. That's four heart attacks.
Thanks again, Ralph.
Of course, these recounts are another thing
altogether. It is 2000, right? Why the
fuck we're still using the same voting techniques
they used on the Little House On The Prairie is
beyond me. We had more scientific and
safe voting techniques to get people into Student
Council. Note to whoever wins this thing -
Job #1: Drag the voting process
kicking and screaming into the 20th century.
Please.
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©:
"Elected" - Alice Cooper.
Apparently, Christmas came earLEE this year.
I can't tell which is better: The fact that Little
Nicky tanked or the fact that
Offspring's Conspiracy Of One
is doing the same. The Little Nicky
thing is a bit confusing, though. Let's see
- Sandler acting like a retard for 90 minutes
isn't funny this time, because...
Unfortunately, The Grinch
seems to be a hit. A big one. Oh well,
so's "Who Let The Dogs Out ".
Question Of The Week© #1: What is
the title of that goddamn movie - The
Grinch or Dr. Suess' How
The Grinch Stole Christmas? It
should be Dr. Opie's How Jim
Carrey Ruined A Classic.
I don't care what the Grinch was thinking or want
an explanation into his psyche - he's the Grinch.
I want to see him steal Christmas and slice the
roast beast in twenty six minutes! What's
next, a Road Runner movie complete with a
soliloquy from Wile E. Coyote? It's just
like Disney's revisionist history for Hunchback
Of Notre Dame. You know, some
things should just be left alone. I live in
L.A. and can tell you that there's someone who
fancies themself a screenwriter on every block.
I guess the real QOTW© 1 is: Why can't
Hollywood make an original goddamn movie for a
change?
The Record That Kicked LEE's Ass On The Radio
This Week©: "Like A Prayer" -
Madonna. God bless Madonna. She's so
damn good. And my sympathies for the deaf
members of this group who don't agree. Dump
that "La Isla Bonita" bullshit from the
cannon, and the rest is pretty
brilliant. Hey, Ms. C., gimme a call.
I got some good ideas for relaunching your
catalog...
I swear to God I heard an ad on the radio the
other day for an Elton John and Billy Joel
concert. But that can't be, can it? I
thought that little runt retired to do
classical music and would never play his
"pop" songs again. What a dick.
Speaking of live music, Neil Young has another
live record coming out next week. I think
that makes 723 - which is only 4 less than the
Stones at this point. Plus, Year
Of The Horse (the concert film) is
out on DVD, and the CD audio version of the new
one (which has a Vol. 1 attached to the title -
yikes) is coming soon with 2 extra tracks.
Hey Neil, I love another 18 minute version of
"Cowgirl In The Sand" as much as the
next guy, but how about getting off your ass and
finally putting On The Beach
or Time Fades Away out
on CD. Oh I forgot - the guy who makes
records drenched in feedback isn't satisfied with
the fidelity of CD's. Methinks somebody's
rolled too many numbers for the road.
Question Of The Week© 2: Who, unlike
Neil, needs to record another live record?
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
12/03/36 Lou Rawls
12/04/40 Freddie Cannon
12/04/42 Chris Hillman
12/05/32 Little Richard
12/05/40 John Cale
12/06/38 David Ossman
12/07/10 Louis Prima
12/07/49 Tom Waits
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: Younger
Than Yesterday - The Byrds
And, I'm sorry - but every Tom Waits record after Rain
Dogs is essentially a piece of shit.
Tom screamin' and bangin' on a trash can for an
hour. Ooh, art. Remember when he used
to write songs? Pick yourselves up Closing
Time or Heartattack
& Vine if you ain't got 'em
(which you should) and learn yerselfs a little
about great record making.
And, speaking of great record making, my Best Of
2000© list is coming next week...
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©:
Charlie Byrd, 74. Guitarist. December
02.
Madeline Kahn, 57. Actress-comedian.
December 03.
Question Of The Week© 3: Did you miss me
last week?
©2000 Lee M. Lodyga
©2000
Lee M. Lodyga
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