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So ferry 'cross the Mersey, 'cause this land's the place I
love.
I have stood in the light of the Liverpool Sound
Collage, and I can tell you two things:
It may be the coolest release of the year and Paul McCartney
still has the best grass west of Lincolnshire.
First Ellen and Anne, now Melissa & Julie. Of
course, this one was plagued with problems from the start.
I mean, what kind of partner could Cypher be? She was
married to La Bamba, fer chrissakes. Then, she put
David Crosby's semen in herself. Voluntarily.
Now, I ain't an expert on vagatarians, but a red flag should
go up for stars (that happen to be lesbians) who suddenly
have a companion in a chick who liked dicks before she
preferred licks.
Speaking of licks, I saw The Godfather Of Soul this week.
The Hardest Working Man In Show Business. Soul Brother
#1. James motherfucking Brown. UnbeLEEvable.
The band was tight, and so was James' wig. Seeing
James in the flesh was an even greater experience than I
could ever have imagined it to be. Just like the live
records (like Live At The Apollo,
which I hope you all have. Vols. 1, 2 or 3. I'd
skip the 4th volume that came out a few years ago, though)
it's a non-stop groove and assault of funk. The band
came on before 11:00 Monday night. I left, exhausted,
at 12:30 (but, only after I saw them bring out the cape
for the first time...) He played until after 1:30.
Name me another 103 year old who can do that? Hot
pants, indeed!
Since I was having a funky good time Monday, I missed
Dennis the Menace on MNF. It seems that he's been
relegated to 2 obscure references during his monologue, and
then just basically shuts up and lets the guys who know
about football do what they're supposed to:
commentate. Why doesn't Ohlmeyer just admit he fucked
up and spare us for the rest of the season?
Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©:
George C. Scott, 71. Actor. September 22
Ivan Goff, 89. Co-creator of "Charlie's Angels"
& screenwriter. September 23.
Favorite
Song Of All Time This Week©: "Wake Up Little
Susie" - Buddy Holly. Oh wait, that's George W.
Retard's favorite.
Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©: The
Idiot - Iggy Pop
Speaking of idiots, 6 months and 54 million dollars later
the cock-sucking Republican cock-suckers' independent
counsel figured out that the Clintons violated no laws or
knew of any wrong-doing in regards to Whitewater. Duh.
Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:
09/22/60 Joan Jett
09/23/26 John Coltrane
09/23/30 Ray Charles
09/23/38 Ben E. King
09/24/42 Gerry Marsden
09/26/45 Bryan Ferry
I think that the Wheatus single "Teenage Dirtbag"
may be fantastic - but I can't get past that creepy
"are you woman are you man" lead vocal. And
it's not creepy in an "I Saw the Light" kind of
way, it's just too damn fey.
Saw Almost Famous last weekend.
Best film of the year? Probably. And speaking of
Todd, don't miss the 8 track in the opening...
Favorite Song Of All Time This Week©: "Feel
Flows" - The Beach Boys
Question Of The Week©:
What's the coolest record an older sibling (or elder friend)
turned you on to and how old were you at the time?
©2000 Lee M. Lodyga
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