Get started, start a fire.

 

So the LA Lakers won the championship.  I don't really care about that - I'm just completely embarrassed at the jackass sports fans who rioted afterward.  At least those profiling, up to no good LA cops got their cars vandalized and torched outside the Staples Center.  Amadou forever!

 

You're Not The Boss Of LEE This Week©:  So, Mr. Springsteen took his cash, er cache of bodyguards outside a venue to finger scalpers and have them arrested.  I bet he's glad the cops weren't murdering innocents and had time to do that little job for him...

 

 

Speaking of murdering innocents:  69 police officers have been killed in the line of duty in 2000 - 28 of them murdered simply because they were wearing a uniform, and trying to uphold the law.  For those of you who are so vehemently upset about the senseless murder of innocent people, you can visit The Officer Down Memorial Page (http://www.odmp.org), find the names & former precincts of these targeted victims and send your condolences, donations or maybe even a song.

 

Any of you who think I belong in the trash, will get to see me in a dumpster full of garbage & spaghetti in a few weeks on Comedy Central's new game show, "Don't Forget Your Toothbrush."  I'll keep you updated about an airdate.

 

Happy Birthday To Thee From LEE This Week©:

06/24/44    Jeff Beck

06/24/45    Colin Blunstone

06/25/45    Carly Simon

06/26/43    Georgie Fame

06/27/25    Doc Pomus

06/28/26    Mel Brooks

06/29/43    Roger Ruskin Spear

 

Favorite Album Of All Time This Week©:  Gorilla - Bonzo Dog Band

 

Well, they finally voted Ramona off the island.  Hell, I wanted her off from day one.  "Ooh, I'm sick."  "Ooh, I'm tired."  "Ooh, I can't work."  Gee, right before tribal council - that work ethic finally kicked in.  What a maroon.  Say goodnight, Ramona.  But, hey, we're gonna get sex in infrared light next week.  I don't know if that's a brilliant or stupid move.  I mean, Colleen almost got voted off this week.  You think her fuckin' the loon with the coconut cell-phone's gonna win anyone in her tribe over?  Of course, if next week's immunity challenge involves fellatio - Pagong's got it wrapped up.

 

Kiss Me DeadLEE A Year Ago This Week©

Allan Carr, 62.  Producer.  June 29

 

Question Of The Week©:  What's the album you've bought in the last 6 months that you'd take to a desert island as your only entertainment? 

 

©2000 Lee M. Lodyga