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Me, I like to sit at home, get high and watch TV.
Garthbrooksaschrisgaines
News©: Well, it appears the only thing more pathetic than
Chris Gaines is Saturday Night Live. Add the two of them,
and what do you get? Besides pleading for raging diarrhea,
bleeding hemorrhoids & the clap - you get bored out of your
fucking skull for 90 minutes. Who actually watches that show?
And why? If there's a test pattern on in your area at the same
time - watch that. I guarantee you it will bring you more
laughs. And you won't have to see Chris Kattan, either.
Oh yeah... Garth was lousy & Chris was boring. The
record's down to #35 if anyone cares.
Speaking of inflated
egos, Danny Bonaduce seemed to have forgotten about the hideous
little freak he looked like as a child while casting his piece
of shit TV movie 'C'mon Get Happy: The Partridge Family Story'.
The Partridge Family story? Well, I guess it was nice that
there was a small diversion to tear viewers away from The Bonaduce Family
Story. And what was up with that ending? Were they
implying that "The Family" played "C'mon Get
Happy" live at the series wrap? Yeesh. Can't
wait for David Cassidy's turn in a few months...
Favorite Song Of All
Time This Week©: "Kill Your Television" - Ned's
Atomic Dustbin
Is anyone watching
'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' or 'Greed'? Don't get that,
either. I've tried to do 'WWTBAM', but Regis annoys the shit
out of me. And the pacing of that show makes 'Teletubbies'
look like Robin Williams on 'The Tonight Show'. I heard
that someone on 'Greed' yelled "Babbabooey" when they
lost. That made me smile.
LEEnk Of The Week©:
http://webathon.ugo.com
HistoricalLEE
Speaking This Week©:
11/21/67
The Who release 'The Who Sell Out'
Favorite Album Of All
Time This Week©: (see HistoricalLEE Speaking This Week©)
Happy Birthday To
Thee This Week From LEE©:
11/20/88
Leadbelly
11/20/39
Dick Smothers
11/20/46
Duane Allman
11/22/21
Rodney Dangerfield
11/25/41
Donald "Duck" Dunn
11/25/44
Bev Bevan
Speaking of funny
guys, saw The Credibility Gap reunion this week. Harry
Shearer, David Lander & Michael McKean treated us to a live bit,
great archive material and two hours of laughs. You know, funny will
always be funny.
Speaking of funny...
LEE On DVD This Week©:
'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me' Still funny.
Not as funny as you might remember it, but you'll laugh.
Hard. The extras are weaker than the 1st movie's DVD - but
you do get the Lenny Kravitz video with my girlfriend dry humping
that bus in the desert. Oh, behave indeed!
Question Of The Week©:
What's the best
comedy record ever made?
©1999 Lee M.
Lodyga
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